Novelty Toilet Paper from the collection of Marc Polish

Marc Polish is a printer for novelty toilet paper as well as other fun / interesting items. His company is justtoiletpaper.com. In October he donated hundreds of novelty toilet paper samples to our collection. Many were printed by justtoiletpaper.com, but many more by other companies as well.

Important Toilet Papers

Without a doubt, this is the most important piece in the collection.

Wipe out Colorectal Cancer

A project of The Colon Club
IF YOU HAVE SYMPTOMS OR A FAMILY HISTORY, SEE A DOCTOR. BE PERSISTENT UNTIL YOU GET AN EXPLANATION!
www.wipeoutcrc.com (now http://www.colonclub.com)
What you need to know about colorectal cancer
it can happen to anyone at any age
Colorectal cancer is the 2nd leading cause of cancer deaths in the US
Know what is normal for your body
Know your family history of cancer, polyps and other diseases
Most people when diagnosed never have a single symptom.

Business and Commerce Related

Computer & internet stock quotes on toilet paper -Amazon, CMGI, Yahoo, Priceline.com, EToys, Cisco Systems
2 from the Grateful Palate
Asseteria Sundays Show 135 W 41 St.(NYC) 11pm-6AM Reduced Admission with this
Essar
We Clean Up (picture of a business man? politician?) Sensitive Strategic Dimensions
Western Nevada Supply 1964 - Blue Team
Kelsie Rosekrans - designer - toilet paper business card
Liquor: Color prints of Campari And Smirnoff - end of run
Rebecca Ashton Jewellery Artist www.rebeccaashton.com
Once More Possibly an Asian restaurant The width of a napkin, though it's the texture of tp. A squash is illustrated with chinese script on most of the tissue and an oval which repeats the numbers 123 and on the bottom it says "Yiershang" - my guess is that Yiershang is the printer and Once More is the restaurant name.
Charles Price Construction Gloucester City NJ
America's Best Flushing System - logo shows 'no plunger' symbol - I believe this is an American Standard product
Happy Chef in chef's hat
Pizza maker
Pistol Pete GSC Inc
Borgata - napkin

Political

The views expressed by this political toilet paper do not reflect the views of this content provider (except sometimes)

2 PETA pieces: "Wipe Cruelty from your diet. Goveg.com" and " Too Much Poop"
2 anti GW Bush pieces: "Wipe Your tush with bush -Lickbushtshirt.com - Enjoy!"
amp; " This Message has been approved - George W. Bush picture (justtoiletpaper.com)"
Fidel Castro
Yassir Arafat
Auf Wiedersehen Amerika (some guy giving the finger - no idea who he is or what this represents)
Bill and Hillary Clinton - Hillary: It's all a vast right wing conspiracy! Bill: Monica who? I did not have sex with that woman.
Two Stinkers (who are these guys ?)
approx. 10 Political quotes TP (Constitution Party 2004) contains quotes from 1776 to 2004 to support an amendment to Idaho constitution. As far as I can tell this effort has not succeeded yet

Artful & Fancy

Nautilus Shells
Shopper's Pray to the Almighty Grocery Cart (empty)
5th printing purple flower
Monogrammed W
Monogrammed MB
Japanese Anime or Manga characters
Deer stags (M.P. Associates - that would be Marc Polish)
Piano keyboard (One octave)
Crown and dragon shield

Comical

Let My People Go printed on a matzoh background - possibly alluding to the mythical properties of matzoh to create constipation.
Here's Looking at you Babe! Caution Singleply Scratch and sniff . . . Here!
For a good time . . . call 567 - ????
The Dear Writer form rejection letter - if you're going to get a rejection letter, what could be more useful than getting it on tp?
The Passing Winds Fartoon tissue by Man 4 Fun & Son ©1981 discusses Fart terminology and chemical makeup as well as types.

Sports

2 New York baseball designs - Good Wipe & small baseballs
Tickles the crap out of me!!! (illust. of whistle, football, helmet, couch play diagram)
Wild West Racers
Choate BB&N Brooks Winsor Miss Porter's - a quick search reveals that these are names of schools represented in rowing events.
Martin Hunter Winner of the Thames Championship - 7 times; Winner of the Queen's Cup - 6 times; Winner of the Braganza Bowl - 7 times (sailing)
Man with Chicago baseball hat
Footballs (amscan)
Manny Wipes (sports figure?)

Commemorated Events

Welcome Home
They's Hitched - Mike & Summer 11/18/06
Congratulations to a steamy couple! Cathy & Ricky (Illustrated with a crab)
Pop Skip Padre Frank Poppa - illust. with 3 hearts a policeman a submarine and a cat.
Nevo - Even in retirement remember we're still lurking around somewhere - illustr. of retiree floating on tube which reads "S. S. Fumc"
It's a Party!! - Why: Because Joey graduated - Bathing suit optional
remember the midnight rule - your family is invited but please no children after 7 pm (justtoiletpaper.com)

For Party and Holiday

Most of these are stamped Amscam. Amscan Inc. is one of the largest designer, manufacturer and distributor of decorated party goods and party accessories

spiders (amscan)
orange jack-o-lantern (amscan)
bats and skeletons (amscan)
Two Santa Staredown HoHo (amscan)
Santa Ho (Amscan)
Snowman with Snowball
Mistletoe (amscan)
(Birthday or New Year's Eve) streamers and noise makers (amscan)
St. Patrick's Day - Irish for a day Cheers - Erin Go Bragh - Kiss Me I'm Irish - Luck o' the Irish (amscan)
hearts
30 Better Than Ever (amscan)
The Big Four - Oh! 40 (amscan)
50 Aged to Perfection - Happy Birthday - Young At Heart - Better with Age (amscan)
over The Hill
Uncut tp (tissue paper) - same product but sold for wrapping instead of wiping

Miscellaneous

Rehaab himself (probably Chris Raab himself)
2 rolls of Tushues - Mini Travel rolls . . . Soft & unscented. Safe for septic systems. Marc Polish Associates NJ
Bibkins "Never Ruin Another Shirt, Tie, or Blouse Ever Again!" bibkins.com - The cure for SED (Sloppy Eating Disorder)
Four Dead Batteries - From the guys who saw Rushmore and American Beauty (a 2004 indie comedy with 4 NY improvisers)
justtoiletpaper.com Business Card
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