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Chorus:
Girl scouts never prepared
me for this
That my road would run wild and so crazily twist
When I strain to regain some control
My wheels start to spin dig me deep in some hole
Scouting never prepared me for this
No nothing ever prepared me for this - for this
Lyrics:
Neva Prepared © 2009 Rich & Flo Newman (BMI)
Daydreams - a pleasant hot shower
When psycho-scenes intrude on my peace
I think I see something move
Along the wainscoated ledge I spot a rather small head
It's a garter snake - I can't help but scream some
In this startled state - First impulse is - just run
Poor thing - it probably can't take more
Lost like this on the second floor
Wet me - with socks on both my hands
Gingerly show him out the door
Girl scouts never prepared me for this
That my road would run wild and so crazily twist
When I strain to regain some control
My wheels start to spin dig me deep in some hole
Scouting never prepared me for this
No nothing ever prepared me for this - for this
College dorm - they're showing a movie
Crowded room I find me some floor
Chair beside me some girl's drinking beer
Not a warning got said
she leaned and heaved on my head
Through her drunken fog - she's apologetic
That's me speeding for the shower
This night's not how I expected
Am I in some failing sitcom
Less than funny half the time
Are these stunts to raise the ratings
Am I screwing up my lines - screwing up my lines
Cause Daddy never prepared me ...
In the ship of our relations
You never once mentioned this before
I can't believe what I hear - you say some trouble with the law
A couple kids you never saw
Your ex-wife's got a lien on everything we own
And by the way try not to freak out when they disconnect the
phone.
Momma never prepared me ...
Momma Never Prepared me No nothing ... Daddy ... School .... Scouting
Never prepared me for this
Genre: alt novelty pop rock
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not lyric and melody. So if you are looking for material to cover, consider
searching all genres ... then interpret it in your genre)
Mood: 121 bpm
About the Song
description: Life just never goes the way you expect it.
Title: Neva Prepared
Author(s):Richard & FloraLee Newman
Year:© 2009
Pro:BMI
About the Recording
Title: Neva Prepared
Author(s):Richard & FloraLee Newman
Year:© 2009
Pro: BMI
Published: on TagYerit's CD "Shimmer"
Artist: TagYerit with Flo (guitars, vocals) Rich (bass) Jopey Fitzpatrick
(drums)
Producer: Ed Vadas
Recorded: Greg Steele (engineer) at Derek Studios - Dalton, MA
Mastered: Northeastern Digital Southborough, MA
Review quotes: Music Street Journal - "This is straightforward rock
and roll meets Blondie."
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